The one time a year I wake up and before the gunk is out of my eye and my first thought is "I need to find the parade"….it's like if I don't see some god damn inflatables, it's going to be a really depressing day….I'm talking birds, superheroes, animated characters….I want floats and lots of them..steady streams of them, preferably uninterrupted by advertisements but I know that's a lot to ask for such delightful visuals. I want rock stars, pop stars, actors, cornball Broadway stars too…oh I don't even mind that you promote your albums, movies, plays I'll never see, not at all, I WANT to see them, yes I do. Today I DO. And the commentators, wow. Your inner joy and childlike wonder for the unfolding of events beneath you. It's something to marvel at. It really makes my coffee taste that much better. I'm serious. And when you interview a Victoria's Secret model and she doesn't have anything that interesting to say but she looks really great and you reminisce about how you two shared French fries in a hotel room and you say "that was unbelievable!" I believe that it was. It is unbelievable that you shared French fries, today it IS. I mean "ba dup ba ba baahhh…I'm Lovin It" Because today in the middle of Manhattan we celebrate capitalism baby! As incredibly deep pocketed corporations send their inflatables by you, you remind us of brands we've known about for years like Koolaide, I love that, and I love Koolaide, hell we all love Koolaide!! It's a parade people! IT'S. A. PARADE!! And you can't be depressed, no you can't. Not today. Cuz' we love our Koolaide and our models and our food and our waving pop stars and our tendencies to over eat and our relationships with our credit cards. Yes, we will celebrate advertising together with our families today. As we watch gigantic men toss around the most important inflatable of all, we will prepare to eat glutinously like there isn't a Publix around the corner. Cuz' that's some American shit right there. And we'll joyfully give thanks to our freedom to make any silly or irrational decision we choose to make. Because today models are eating French Fries! And "We're Lovin' It!!" #happythanksgiving #frenchfries

Posted by Kyle Cook Category: Projects

The one time a year I wake up and before the gunk is out of my eye and my first thought is "I need to find the parade"....it's like if I don't see some god damn inflatables, it's going to be a really depressing day....I'm talking birds, superheroes, animated characters....I want floats and lots of them..steady streams of them, preferably uninterrupted by advertisements but I know that's a lot to ask for such delightful visuals. I want rock stars, pop stars, actors, cornball Broadway stars too...oh I don't even mind that you promote your albums, movies, plays I'll never see, not at all, I WANT to see them, yes I do. Today I DO. And the commentators, wow. Your inner joy and childlike wonder for the unfolding of events beneath you. It's something to marvel at. It really makes my coffee taste that much better. I'm serious. And when you interview a Victoria's Secret model and she doesn't have anything that interesting to say but she looks really great and you reminisce about how you two shared French fries in a hotel room and you say "that was unbelievable!" I believe that it was. It is unbelievable that you shared French fries, today it IS. I mean "ba dup ba ba baahhh...I'm Lovin It" Because today in the middle of Manhattan we celebrate capitalism baby! As incredibly deep pocketed corporations send their inflatables by you, you remind us of brands we've known about for years like Koolaide, I love that, and I love Koolaide, hell we all love Koolaide!! It's a parade people! IT'S. A. PARADE!! And you can't be depressed, no you can't. Not today. Cuz' we love our Koolaide and our models and our food and our waving pop stars and our tendencies to over eat and our relationships with our credit cards. Yes, we will celebrate advertising together with our families today. As we watch gigantic men toss around the most important inflatable of all, we will prepare to eat glutinously like there isn't a Publix around the corner. Cuz' that's some American shit right there. And we'll joyfully give thanks to our freedom to make any silly or irrational decision we choose to make. Because today models are eating French Fries! And "We're Lovin' It!!" #happythanksgiving #frenchfries

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